Chanelle Hayes Tastes Like She Looks
BY now you will wondering how Chanelle Hayes is getting on.
Chanelle..? Chanelle Hayes? How about Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes..?
Chanelle is making front-page news on account of her having changed her hair colour from a lighter brown to a darker brown.
Says Chanelle in the Star: “I fancied a change.”
Hence the new dark brown hair? “Chocolate brown,” says Chanelle. Hence the new chocolate brown hair, Chanelle?
“I get itchy ears,” says Chanelle, “so I love licking my hair and putitng it into my ear. It feels nice!”
And tastes better if it looks like chocolate…

February 1st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
she appears to have gills on her tummy
a warning to all that fancying a change can go too far