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Chanelle Hayes Tastes Like She Looks

chocolate_chicks Chanelle Hayes Tastes Like She LooksBY now you will wondering how Chanelle Hayes is getting on.

Chanelle..? Chanelle Hayes? How about Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes..?

Chanelle is making front-page news on account of her having changed her hair colour from a lighter brown to a darker brown.

Says Chanelle in the Star: “I fancied a change.”

Hence the new dark brown hair? “Chocolate brown,” says Chanelle. Hence the new chocolate brown hair, Chanelle?

“I get itchy ears,” says Chanelle, “so I love licking my hair and putitng it into my ear. It feels nice!”

And tastes better if it looks like chocolate…

  1. 1 the watcher Says:

    she appears to have gills on her tummy
    a warning to all that fancying a change can go too far

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