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Chanelle Hayes Tastes Like She Looks
BY now you will wondering how Chanelle Hayes is getting on.
Chanelle..? Chanelle Hayes? How about Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes..?
Chanelle is making front-page news on account of her having changed her hair colour from a lighter brown to a darker brown.
Says Chanelle in the Star: “I fancied a change.”
Hence the new dark brown hair? “Chocolate brown,” says Chanelle. Hence the new chocolate brown hair, Chanelle?
“I get itchy ears,” says Chanelle, “so I love licking my hair and putitng it into my ear. It feels nice!”
And tastes better if it looks like chocolate…
Posted: 1st, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 1st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
she appears to have gills on her tummy
a warning to all that fancying a change can go too far