Looking Down At Britney Spears
BRITNEY Spears is on the cover of the Sun and the Mirror.
No longer the doe-faced schoolgirl, Britney is pictured looking like a cross between John Redwood and Lisa Marie Presley.
“THE ABYSS,” says the Mirror’s front-page headline. But Britney is not sinking. Britney Spears is front-page news. Drop the Cheryl Cole story, Britney has been taken to hospital.
More pictures of Spears inside the Mirror. She’s wearing a pink wig and holding a case of the Red Bull restorative. The Sun says Spears drinks 20 cans of the stimulating fizz a day. After this advert, she will never have to buy another one as the drink makers send her them by the lorryload.
Celebrity sells. Muck, brass and pop.
“Do you have a story about a showbiz star,” asks the paper.” It could be worth good money.”
We wonder about that 1984 meeting with John Inman and the time we saw Dave Lee Travis in the Bournemouth branch of Boots. And celebrity agents discover that their charges are addicted to Mercedes Benz cars and Jaffa Cakes…
Posted: 1st, February 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 1st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
hey
you know i really hate the way that Poporzzi is treating Britney spears cause you know I’m a huge fan of Britney and i think that they should pass a law down there that no poporzzi should be aloud or should have the right to take the pictures. come on that picture of Britney spears trying to go to the restroom was the dumbest thing i ever heard in my life. I know is might sound funny to you. but Britney is a human being. she should not be picture Taken if she does not want the pictures to be Taken or any other Celebrity just as well. leave Britney spears alone .let her live her life. also I’m a very open hearted Christian and I’m praying for Britney to get better and really i am ashamed at the poporazzi for taking all those pictures. Britney spears has done some really dumb stuff in her life and no matter what I’m still praying for Britney and. yeah I think
that picture of Britney spears trying to take a dump was really stupid of the poporzzi. and I’m furious about that. i think that picture of Britney sitting on the toilet should be worth no money at all.
p.s. screw those picture Taking flat faced poporzzi Jerk offs all my love out to Britney. hoping Britney will get well soon . Britney Spears’ biggest fan
Tiffany Dunbar
February 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm
in the tabloids
lol
February 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pm
i know quite a few celebs so i could be quids in here..
talking about tea with marilyn manson
2 hours spent backstage with genesis p orridge talking about the yorkshire dales
sharing a vegan salad with iggy pop at the after show party
and snogging with val denham at a bus stop in bradford
i’m just waiting for the phone to ring so i can dish out all the dirt.
like the time jonny rotten spilt my pint and bought me a new one .
yes i’ve seen it all
they really are wild crazy people