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Sharking With Dolphin Dave, Great White And Natasha Bedingfield

shark-sex Sharking With Dolphin Dave, Great White And Natasha Bedingfield IS a Great White shark swimming off the coast of Norfolk?

The Star features a picture of a savaged baby porpoise. And this just weeks after a porpoise was bitten in half and a seal was “ripped to shreds”.

Says the paper: “Fears are now growing that Jaws-style beast is prowling the East-Anglia coast.”

The Star consults some peoples who would know. “It was gruesome and is does look l like a big bite mark,” says one professor of sharkology.

“There is no reason why there wouldn’t be great whites off the coast,” says another shark enthusiast.

This news is followed by the story of Daniel Buck and Michael Jukes who “HITCHED LIFT ON A DOLPHIN”.

The “jokers”, from Kent, have now been charged with recklessly or intentionally disturbing a dolphin.

A dolphin expert looks at a video of the incident and says the dolphin, nicknamed Dave, was being “disturbed”. Says Jukes: “I would not have hurt the dolphin. It swam up underneath me and pushed me up.”

We have little need to describe the physical characteristics of a typical dolphin and just let it be said that in light of incidence with bicycle and fence, Mr Jukes may have got away lightly…

STOP PRESS: The Star features a picture of singer Natasha Bedingfield kissing a dolphin on the muzzle. It proves “those mucky smiles you always see from dolphins are caused by filthy desires.” We refer readers to article aforesaid…

  1. 1 Penster Says:

    1st

  2. 2 Penster Says:

    2nd

  3. 3 Penster Says:

    3rd

  4. 4 Penster Says:

    4th
    Is this what you had in mind Anoraka?

  5. 5 Anorak Says:

    thank you - keep it going….

    12th!

  6. 6 Penster Says:

    I’d like to turn this thread into a sleazy dating site aka MM threads. But given there are only 2 of us in here feigning interest in dolphins - so how bout a quicky here in opinions?

    Would that make me your 13th for the evening?

  7. 7 JuneJohnson Says:

    Fear not the Ex nymphet has arrived, although I do have a bone to pick with agw over the ‘ex’ allegation.

    Now whats all this about dolphins? lovely creatures, even thoughI haven’t met one yet

  8. 8 Penster Says:

    Yes the ex nymphet call was a bit rugged. But I know a lovely dolphin who can make it better. Given that this is a new dating thread until it falls off the page we could call it Dating with Dolphins. Starring June as the current nymphet and Mr Rickman as the dolphin.

    —————-

    Wait til Torri comes breezing in!!!

  9. 9 Mic Says:

    I fondled some dolphins in florida a coupla years ago.

    Luckily I managed to get out of the country before the authorities caught up with me.

    Now what’s all this about Torri passing wind?

  10. 10 JuneJohnson Says:

    Mic, come on ,Torri doesn’t fart, just wafting in from Canada as she does

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