Kate Moss Would Like To Announce
KATE Moss is to make a “special announcement”.
Her pre-announcement special announcement features in the Star.
The Star is proud to announce that the announcement “could” be along the lines of “We are pleased to announce, that Kate Moss is to marry one Jamie Hince”.
An insider announces: “Kate wanted to go away with five female friends and tell them some important news.”
The number is precise. Five. The Famous-By-Association Five.
Moss wants to go to ultra-conservative Amsterdam. But one of the FBAF is a certain Davinia Taylor, and she fancies Berlin.
Says an insider: “It was sheer fluke that they had both thought of having a girls’ break the same weekend. Both Kate and Davinia laughed lots.”
It is quite possible they are still laughing like drains. As are well all.
Look out for the Star’s exclusive on Announcing being the new Presenting…