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Holly Willoughby’s Breasts Are Cuffed

“DANCING On Ice bosses are thrashing out a £5million deal to keep their hands on sizzling Holly Willoughby’s boobs.”

The Star goes on to say that a £5million “golden handcuffs” deal is on the table.

Can you be handcuffed to your breasts?

And if so, should Ms Willoughby take to carrying her expensive breasts around in a gold attaché case, attached to her arm by said cuffs?

UPDATE:  The Dancing On Ice celebrity cull goes on. The Mirror reports that a “sickness bug” has hit the agonists…

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2 Responses to “Holly Willoughby’s Breasts Are Cuffed”

  1. the watcher Says:

    ah
    a woman
    with breasts
    newsworthy indeed

  2. Azam Ali Says:

    Holly is the most natural girl i have seen and she looks extremely beautiful being herself. Of course her boobs are what got my attention but looking at those stick models I feel Holly is a much better alternative..

    Wish she would do some nude shoots soon.. not that it would ever happen.

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