The Half Pint Brawlers Fight With Cheese Graters

THIS in the Sun: “A bunch of Midget wrestlers are aiming to make it big in Britain.”

Sure enough a pun. But is “bunch” the correct collective noun for midgets? What about a culture of midgets, an Oompa Loompa of midgets or a limbo of midgets?

The Sun does not pause but goes on to describe the show as performed by the Half Pint Brawlers.

These “tiny tough guys” are feisty. They “battle each other in the ring with broken bottles, staple guns and cheese graters”.

Says a spokesman for the Rappaport of Midgets: “These midgets bleed what little blood they have for your enjoyment.”

Their leader is called “Puppet The Psycho Dwarf”. Or Psycho, for short.

Says he: “I can’t wait to get to the UK. Audiences will love us.”

The show if produced by Dopey Entertainment Inc…

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