Cheryl Cole Takes The Ashley Cole Vomit-N-Tell Diet
“ASHLEY is damaged goods. How can I trust him again.” This is “STICK-THIN CHERYL’S AGONY.”
A million Arsenal fans nod their heads and skip lightly off the scales. Ashley may be a rat, but he is great at shedding those unwanted pounds.
Although looking at “skeletal”, “pencil-thin”, “six stone” Cheryl on the Sun’s front page, readers may wonder if she looks any different to the usual pre-vomit-n-tell Cheryl.
Cheryl, we learn, is “reflecting on her troubles in a Thai sanctuary”. She has, as reported, told a pal: “How can I trust my fella again? He’s damaged goods.”
Says a “holidaymaker: “That bastard Ashley has a lot to answer for.”
“Meanwhile,” says the Sun, “Ashley was pictured larking around”, larks captured over three photographs.
Look away, Cheryl, lest you, like dear Ashley Cole, allegedly, feel sick…
