Cheryl Cole Takes The Ashley Cole Vomit-N-Tell Diet

“ASHLEY is damaged goods. How can I trust him again.” This is “STICK-THIN CHERYL’S AGONY.”

A million Arsenal fans nod their heads and skip lightly off the scales. Ashley may be a rat, but he is great at shedding those unwanted pounds.

Although looking at “skeletal”, “pencil-thin”, “six stone” Cheryl on the Sun’s front page, readers may wonder if she looks any different to the usual pre-vomit-n-tell Cheryl.

Cheryl, we learn, is “reflecting on her troubles in a Thai sanctuary”. She has, as reported, told a pal: “How can I trust my fella again? He’s damaged goods.”

Says a “holidaymaker: “That bastard Ashley has a lot to answer for.”

“Meanwhile,” says the Sun, “Ashley was pictured larking around”, larks captured over three photographs.

Look away, Cheryl, lest you, like dear Ashley Cole, allegedly, feel sick…

Anorak

Posted: 14th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink