Newspapers Relief At Paul McCartney And Lady Mills Divorce Deal
“WE have worked it out,” says the headline on the Mail’s cover. In the nick of time Lady Heather Mills and Paul McCartney (aka Hank Marvin) have managed to secure a divorce deal.
Many thought the papers would run out of puns before Mucca and Macca agreed to disagree.
Only yesterday the Daily Star showed signs of fatigue with: “MACCA HAIR IS STARTING TO PAUL OUT.” Even the qualifying “he goes bald over divorce row” could not prevents readers scratching their own heads.
But now the good news is that they can go their separate ways and the headline writers can stand down.
As for the deal: Lady Mills, 40, “is to receive a £20million lump sum with further £2.5million annual payments until their four-year-old daughter Beatrice reaches 18.”
February 16th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Nice work if you can get it.
Can I marry him next?
February 16th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Not bad for four years of sticking it out. Easy money if you can get it. Pity about the little girl. How will she grow up.
February 16th, 2008 at 11:25 am
There used to be a word for women like that. I forget what it was though.
February 16th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She was a woman married to the UK’s saint - Sir Paul McCartney. She was vilified, ridiculed and spoken of as if dirt in conversations as unworthy to have been married to the UK’s great saint Sir Paul, a paragon of virture. Interesting, she gets paid $40 million and has to sign a confidentiality agreement she won’t speak of those four years being married to the UK’s saint!
I’d venture to say, Petermac, that the description to be used for a woman like her - a wife who knew the Truth!
February 16th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Remember when Heather said that she is not gold-digger in UK! HA!
February 16th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Cheryl, darling….this is a spoof! It’s satire! It’s not true! That extremely overpriced prostitute hasn’t gotten a red cent yet. Sir Paul is not a saint, nor does anyone pretend that he is. He is a human being who has given an enormous amount of joy and pleasure to the world through his talent and gifts. He is a human being who has tried his best to end suffering worldwide for countless helpless creatures who cannot speak for themselves, even at the risk of ridicule. He is a human being who simply tried to go on with his life after the woman he’d planned to grow old with was cruelly taken from him. His mistake was in trying to do so with Heather Mills, who clearly was not worthy of his love (nor, apparently, the love of several other honest men who tried to give it in her past) and clearly is not to be trusted.
February 16th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Paul McCartney is the greatest ever .
February 16th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Cheryl Says:
February 16th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She was a woman married to the UK’s saint - Sir Paul McCartney. She was vilified, ridiculed and spoken of as if dirt in conversations as unworthy to have been married to the UK’s great saint Sir Paul, a paragon of virture. Interesting, she gets paid $40 million and has to sign a confidentiality agreement she won’t speak of those four years being married to the UK’s saint!
I’d venture to say, Petermac, that the description to be used for a woman like her - a wife who knew the Truth!
well said
mr squeeky clean is very afraid of the public knowing the truth
heather is getting very bad treatment in the press because they need to create a pantomime to entertain the morons.
so we have prince charming vs wicked witch.
and disgusting jokes about her disability.
and all because he was a beatle
the most over rated band in history.
music for morons
February 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Come on Cheryl. This is an ex-****… a bit of an actionable rant here so it is edited -agw... I just hope she takes her ugly self off somewhere and and we never hear of her again. Please remember Paul - if you lie down with trash you’re going to get up smelling just like it. Watch what you marry next time; check out her past and have her sign a pre=nupt.
relaw2100
February 16th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Now that this is over. What’s coming is unbelievable. Mccartney will now have to talk to Jackson about John Lennon’s daughter in the will. Yes folks John had a daughter American. He put her in his will and Yoko told Jackson to hide the Trust because she was fearful that this would cause a scandal. Jackson is doing Thriller now because May 2008 he loses the Beatle Catalogue. Also he must give the daughter her inheritance. If you think Mills got alot. Wait until you see what she is getting. Not only money from the last 22 years but copyright ownership of some of the Beatle songs. Yes folks you heard it here first. I am in the music business so I know. Why do you think everything is Beatles all of a sudden and Jackson coming back. Also look at all the old rock stars reuniting. Reuniting for John Lennons wish that he alway want to see that his daughter was taken care of. Also Liverpool is a big thing this year. Yes the daughter will have to fly over there and get her birthright in front of the Whole Wide World.
February 17th, 2008 at 3:58 am
With his music alone, Paul has inspired and uplifted the spirits of so many people who otherwise would never have found their own voices. There will always be attempts to “humanize” him, usually by those of us ruled by deep resentments. I’m no saint, either. The best of us have made wrong choices in love. The challenge is to rise above the attempts by others to demonize either of them. Ah well. Thank God we have the papers to keep us wallowing in the dirt.
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February 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Heather is a real pro ! I mean that in the worst sence of course!!
It was clear she married him for the money and of course wanted his child. As they say Paul ” there is no fool like an old fool”
At least its not going to change his standard of living and he must be delighted to be rid of her. She will be a rubbish mother no doubt because her morals which are of an alley cat, will be passed on to the daughter.
Poor old Paul will still have to see the woman because of the child. Poor sod!!
I know what its like Paul, I’ve been through it three times !!
You will be fine!
February 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Erika, hon get a grip…………he’s a wee man who wrote few nice jingles and made millions in the process, that’s all.
End suffering in the world?? For god’s sake Erika what drugs are you on?!
February 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
i think she is a gold digger,why should she given that amount sir paul and linda worked hard for there money.shame she dont the same,what a b–ch,no what they say what goes around,hope she can sleep of a night knowing all the pain she has caused him,he was a lonley man who missed his soul mate,