Posh And Becks Marry Again: VIII.V.MMVI
“POSH AND BECKS WED AGAIN.”
The Mirror’s front-page headline is a sensation. David Beckham and Victoria have married once more. “New vows and new tattoos,” trills the Mirror. Well, what do you get the couple who have so much?
To the grounds of Beckingham Palace. A guest says: “We were in tears. It was beautiful and very non-showbiz.”
Indeed, what could be less “showbiz” that Day-vid and Vicky standing in the grounds of their UK mansion, repeating their own vows and marking the big day by tattooing the ceremony date on their wrists in Roman numerals?
As the Mirror notes the tattoo says “VIII.V.MMVI”. Out with old Latin book and we see that Posh and Becks were remarried on… 8 March 2006.
It’s a sensation. Look out for other Mirror scoops and “EXCLUSIVES”:
“Man Lands on Moon” – Dies Veneris vii Junius MCMLXIX
Newspapers run out of stories – Dies Saturni iii Februarius MMVIII
And so on…
Posted: 16th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 17th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Is anyone really that interested in them anymore. If they do a lot for charity that is nice of them and do hope they can continue to help. They are famous for being famous and there is a lot of that around. All very interesting when not much news around.
February 17th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I hope this boring pair go away sometime soon. She can’t sing or dance & he can’t kick a ball anymore - so why are they still famous, I mean what talents do they have other than posing?
February 17th, 2008 at 12:25 am
I bet Vicky insisted on renewing their vows because of David’s affair with Rebecca Loos, that incidentally “never happened” - course it did, hence the renewal of vows. These 2 will do anything for money & publicity.
I think they’re both as desparate as each other & will split once their celeb status fades away, which will soon happen.
By the way, has anyone noticed the extra thick darker piece of hair Vicky has engrained into her scalp just to make it look like she’s got loads of hair when actually it’s receeding
February 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
More Bullshit! Just any old Bullshit! Just to keep the Beckhams in the news! Yet more desperate publicity seeking triviality from the couple who’s greatest fear seems to be being ignored or forgotten!
February 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
oops..again ;p. i just wanna say…only the digital spy,uk got it right - it supposed to be 8 “MAY” 2006…not MARCH!! i think you should learn the latin more form your book…;p
February 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
yeah anorak…i see what you mean. although this is a news - a surprise really… but the fact that it happened soooo long time ago (err…2 years already!!) made it not a news at all! i think…instead of putting it as “EXCLUSIVE”…the mirror should just put something else. i don’t know…maybe…”a secret revealed”…or something… ;p