Paul McCartney And Heather Mills’ Dirty Linen
LADY Heather Mills has been told to destroy documents. A source tells the Mirror: “It’s highly sensitive information that must remain private at all costs.”
Heather is “believed” to have accepted their demand and also “allegedly agreed” to destroy all video and audio evidence relating to the four-year marriage. She “claims” to have a tape of ex-Beatle Sir Paul, 65, “allegedly confessing” to hitting late wife Linda.
Believed. Allegedly. Claims. The facts just keep on coming.
The “source” adds: “Heather doesn’t want to be banned from talking about her marriage and Paul doesn’t want damaging details leaking out. This is the compromise they have been looking for. Both sides have yet to put pen to paper but it’s looking hopeful.”
A source tells the Sun: “He wants to get on with life. The last thing he needs is an appeal, which would force all their dirty linen into the public arena.”
Indeed, not. As Anorak readers know, Paul McCartney died many years ago and was replaced in The Beatles line up by Hank Marvin. As for dirty linen, Lady Mills’ work with baby oil has been well documented…
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February 18th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Heard that Heath is digging her own hole. What a nasty piece of work she is. The loser in all this is Bea. I would be very worried indeed about that child if I were Paul. He should have full custody. Who knows what will happen in the home if she is with her “mother”. Paul needs to take the upper hand….and another point….don’t fall for another one like this one!!
February 18th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Do not waste your pity May .. Bea would probably be disfunctional anyway coming from that pair.
February 18th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Macca’s best revenge for the settlement will be if HMMc is banned for life from making money from marriage revelations on TV appearances or in books or films etc. Being publicity starved would really hurt her.
Feel so sorry for little Bea.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Your Tall ship sounds moreish, or is that moorish
(well it sounded funny when I thought of it)
February 18th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
London cab driver sense
February 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
“Had” in what sense? You rascal!
February 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Had him, his wife (a stunner) and two of the most gorgeous females you’ve ever seen (his daughters) in the back of my boat in Fremantle once…beat that!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
..and you DIDN’T push him out? You swine!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Allegedly had Hank Marvin in Fremantle
February 18th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I had that Hank Marvin in the back of my boat in Fremantle once.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Paul should be grateful. He hasn’t been this entertaining since 1969.
I look forward to ‘Macca : The Mucca Years’.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
‘damaging details’! The ‘no smoke without fire’ jobby has already been done.