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Doggy Styling With Danielle Lloyd And Jermain Defoe

danielle-lloyd Doggy Styling With Danielle Lloyd And Jermain DefoeCELEBRITY insight of the say: Danielle Lloyd and footballer Jermain Defoe.

The Sun says the Portsmouth striker (Defoe) threw out Ms Lloyd when she suggested they buy a “Paris-Hilton-style handbag mutt”.

The dog in a bag is not the last word in Malaysian fast food, rather a fashion trend in which a small dog in placed within a huge bag.

Should the fashion for massive bags alter to, say, small bags, the likes of Miss Lloyd may have to find smaller dogs, or use their new bags as ear guards for bigger dogs. Such is the way of fashion.

Says an insider: “She wanted to carry it about with them – he told her, ‘it’s over’. It says a lot about his priorities.”

If it says lots in a good way or a bad is not made clear…

  1. 1 Randall Wade Says:

    Sounds like a filler dreamed up on a slow news day. Darling Dani is better off without rotter Jermaine, and if doggie-in-a-bag got rid of him, then good for Danielle. She should buy a Doberman to keep him away.

  2. 2 The Original Stan Says:

    admittedly “its over” is a bit harsh but ..seriously what self respecting man wants one of those anyway

  3. 3 Drinking Monkey Says:

    Someone hark ‘Doggy Fashion’?

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    can’t say I blame him - one dog at a time’s enough…

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