Take A Ticket For Big Brother 9
“BIG BROTHER SHOCK PLAN WILL SAVE SHOW – Amazing twist to make new series most outrageous EVER”
Big Brother 9 will be more outrageous and shocking than Big Brother 8, which was more shocking than Big Brother 7, and so on.
The big twist is that wannabes who wanted to be on Big Brother 7 will be afforded the chance to be on Big Brother 9.
These failed Big Brother 7 applicants were the holders of Golden Tickets, bits of foil secreted inside special packet so KitKats.
The Star is upset by this and says “there are zillions of young men and women out there you would captivate viewers”.
No understatement there. And to prove how talented the UK is there are pictures of one “Snoozie” Susie Verrico bending over in her stockings and Danielle wearing a bikini.
It is an outrage that more of the zillions are not being allowed their chance to wear a short skirt and look back cheekily over their shoulders.
Readers offended by the bending of the Big Brother rules can stomp around and say how its “unbe-f*****g-lievable”, “so unfair” and have a hissy fit.
The dozen who can affect the most sense of self-righteous outrage can then be parachuted - still ranting - in to the house and thus help make BB9 as big a hit as BB8, BB7, BB6…
Posted: 21st, February 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 24th, 2008 at 12:13 am
LOL, good stuff ! Love reading your blogs.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 am
…you mean it’s still intact…?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am
apologies *Anorak*..my typing is really going down hill
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
I am also hooked on Norak..it gets me through work monday to friday with sanity intact
February 21st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Stan…I can’t cope with the multiple names, or the attacks etc:
It’s a shame, there are some good posters with excellent points but it gets lost in the dross.
For the sake of what’s left of my sanity, it’s time to call it a day. I shall look in from time to time.
That said, I think Anorak is brilliant! I’m totally hooked.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Annie…after reading the MM thread today i fear you are right..it is now just a lot of personal attacks and arguements(much like big brother)..no real debate….it is obvious people are using multiple names..but i no longer care…it just gives me a headache now…adults acting like infants (again not all of them, just some)
February 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Well said Stan. It is mind numbing DRIVEL of the worst kind. Bit like the MM thread…. (not all posts just the majority) M&A no reflection on you. I feel for you, I really do
February 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I thought Big Brother was to be axed due to how pathetically shit it is (excuse my french) and how it gets worse every year…