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Prince William, Mr Benn And Kate’s New Princess Diana

mr-wills-mr-benn.jpgPRINCE William and Kate Middleton are cooling things orf.

The News of the World reports that “he wants to put their love on hold while he concentrates on his military training”.

Having worked in the City, the Army, the Peace Corps and as an impresario, Wills is now learning to fly with the RAF.

Wills is not unlike Mr Benn, the children’s TV character who pops into a costumiers and by the process of magic gets in character and lives the dream for a while before moving on to the next adventure.

After the RAF, Wills will try his luck as a clown, a Prince Edward look-alike and a butler.

But before that he’s got the jets and with it the lifestyle of a single man as he agrees a “SECRET PACT” in which he and Kate will have little contact over the next year.

This will get Kate ready for a life married to a taciturn royal, as she adopts the Diana position.

A source says: “William has told Kate if they can survive this long stint apart then he’ll propose to her.”

She should watch the Telegraph’s Court Circular page for further updates, or, and Wills is ever the modern royal, the fax machine…

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7 Responses to “Prince William, Mr Benn And Kate’s New Princess Diana”

  1. 1
    lyn Says:

    William is showing wisdom now, and that is good. He is far too young to marry and needs to travel on that motorcycle across Africa…concentrate on his career, then, he will know what he wants to do and hopefully meet someone who likes him for what he is and not for whom he is. Good on ya William.

  2. 2
    May Says:

    Get out while you can, Kate.

  3. 3
    Michael Says:

    Give me a break! There are lots of very pretty, very nice English girls that would definitely wait around if Prince William would promise a marriage proposal in return!!!! I don’t like the way Kate Middleton has been “passive aggressive” with Prince William by imposing this subtle pressure on him to even make such an alleged promise. Her manipulative behavior is also evident when she courted the media during their break-up, but switches around and then claims “harassment.” This is all very odd!

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    Eliza Says:

    I think this is a good idea for them to have this long stint apart. If a couple can stay apart for sometime and yet still be together, then the relationship will be able to last.
    If they can’t even spend some times apart and constantly needs each others company, then they have to reconsider their relationship and probably better to end it.
    Prince William is the future King of England and he cannot be there constantly for her. However, she has to be there constantly for him and understand his role as a King and to help and support him. Being the wife to the future King is a difficult and hard job for any woman and if any woman fall in love with the future King, she will probably have to bear the loneliness some days as he is doing his job overseas. So, let’s hope Prince William and Ms. Middleton will be able to overcome these issues in order for their current relationship or even their future marriage (if they get married) to work. Bless them.

    dr:25.02:04.33

  5. 5
    Kim Says:

    Like father, like son.

  6. 6
    dairy Says:

    what - bald and a serial shagger…?

  7. 7
    Peter Says:

    Kate Middleton is such a royal whore! It’s so obvious that she is gripping onto Prince William, his fame and his MONEY!

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