EastEnders Runs Out Of Plots
JOE Swash the speech impaired EastEnders “hunk” has been written out of the soap - rather “sensationally axed” - because his character Mickey “has run out of storylines”.
So reports the Sun, omitting to tell us how this can happen to a soap character.
Surely a plane can be found to crash land of Joe’s house, a drunk driver kill his dad or a girlfriend turn out to be his real mum? C’mon, EastEnders script wizards, can’t you find an MRSA bug for much-loved Joe? Or how about the Black Death?
The fear is that EastEnders has lost its way and no longer reflects real life…
A look at the news reveals some alternative plotlines, many leading to heated debates:
Joe is sentenced to death in China
Joe tursn to Buddhism and is killed by a faulty electric lawnmower
Joe is killed in a fairy cake eating contest
Joe dresses as turkey and represents the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest
Private Plane lands on house in Kent, where Joe is staying with his aunty (with whom he is having an incestuous relationship)