3am Girls Enjoy Sienna Miller And Rhys Ifans In-Flight Entertainment
PROFESSIONAL girlfriend Sienna Miller is pictured on the cover of the Mirror in the company of a grinning Rhys Ifans.
“IN BED AT 37,000FT,” comes the headline. “Sienna and Rhys’s amazing jet antics.”
Inside and: “Sienna revels in a flight of passion. WE SEE HER FROLIC IN 33in BED ON PLANE WITH RHYS.”
And so we find ourselves aboard a flight from Los Angeles to London. The paper’s 3am Girls, Clemmie Moodie and Danielle Lawler, are sat a few seats away from Miller and Ifans. The voyeurs look on as Ifans removes his top and jumps “giggling” into Miller’s bed.
A few seats to one side is James McAvoy. He is reading a sudoku book, possibly researching a new film on the life and times of Chris Sudoku, the Most Boring Man In London (1822-1898). Or else he is trying to fall asleep.
The 3am Girls are all eyes and ears. They hear “slurping and squelching”. They see “tongues a go-go”. There is “hair-stroking”, “nibbling” and whispers. Dinner is a “tomato and mozzarella soup, beef stroganoff and roast chicken”.
Such is the of things among the new “Upper Class”…
February 27th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
No, more like upper class-less. These two buffoons deserve each other, and it’s too bad the other passengers had to endure this mess.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
What a crass and vulgar pair. Is there nothing that they will do to gain attention?
And Sienna - your boyfriend is 409 years old, acts like a kid and ugly to boot!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
what’s the significance of the 33-in bed? would things have been different if it had been 35-in or 31-in or even (breathe in) 29-in? what about the legroom?
February 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
sienna is becoming a caricature of herself. she apparently has no conception of what good taste means. i thank god that jude law is well rid of her. as she gets older she ’s confirming the reputation she has…a no brain, promiscuous play girl. she will never acheive the serious acclaim she’s looking for in her profession because films eventually will not be her career…partying will be. for this and bad taste she should win an oscar.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Ick. I woould never let that “thing” Rhys touch me. Talk about repulsive.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
i’m sorry dolorscraeg but ‘good taste’ is a perception, and sienna is perhaps living her life the way she wants to live it? why shouldn’t she do what she pleases? she works hard, she makes solid films, she has never been to rehab and always is serious about her work and is allowed to party as hard as she works. just cos the news is on her ass every waking day doesn’t mean she’s supposed to sit home and knit with ifans. you’re completely off about this one
February 27th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
You are right it is in the eye of the beholder and apparently the most classless
disgusting behavior was beheld by the passsengers of that flight. They forced the
other passengers to watch their tasteless antics instead of being considerate of
other people. That’s a tremendous no-no in my book and Sienna has crossed the
line for good taste a long time ago. I don’t know what it will take to redeem her
to me or the people forced to watch her antics but if she keeps up with the type of
behavior she is getting known for she will soon be in rehab for alcohol and drug
abuse. No one will be interested though because she has abused her audience
beforehand so that no one will care. In other words, no one with good taste. About the only thing i thing Rhys is good for is a dog walker.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
If any other couple did that on a plane the rew would have told them off. I’ve been flying for years and I have seen them castigate flyers who misbehave on the flight. Besides being annoying, it is also uncomfortable for the other passengers but I guess because they are celebs anything goes.
PDAs make me uncomfortable especially when they do it in a public place. I do not like eating my food and seeing two people sticking their tongues inside their mouths . I guess I still subscribe to the notion that some things that are private should be done privately.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Sienna– she is pure trash. nuff said.