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Britney Spears’ New Baby Shows Mums Can Have It All

britney-spears-pregnant-adnan Britney Spears New Baby Shows Mums Can Have It All“BRITNEY Baby One More Time,” says the Star on news that Britney Spears is pregnant by “Brum lover” Adnan Ghalib.

Spears is going to be a “BRUMMY MUMMY”.

Nothing has been confirmed, but it is so, the baby cannot appear fast enough.

As the Mail reports, two thirds of British mums think celebrities are putting them under pressure to “live up to an unrealistic ideal”.

You may not be as thin as Posh, as sinewy as Madonna, but you can aspire to be a mother in the mould of Britney Spears.

The Britney Spears Muvva ‘n’ Bay-bee Traning Programme can be studied each morning on the Jeremy Kyle show…

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  1. 1 dairy Says:

    beats me why anyone would aspire to trash….

  2. 2 Julie Says:

    Can’t they sew her up?

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