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Prince William Already With Royal Navy In Afghanistan: Breaking

prince-william-harry.jpgPRINCE William is off to war.

With the spare retuned, the heir can now move freely about the enemy, slaughtering them at will. Hurrah!

The Sun says Wills is to serve aboard a Royal Navy warship. More details are not given.

We will need to wait for our allies in the US to pinpoint Wills’ exact location and make it public knowledge.

For any Taliban looking in, Anorak can revels that Afghanistan is a landlocked a country and Wills will be onboard a “frigate” or a “destroyer”.

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One Response to “Prince William Already With Royal Navy In Afghanistan: Breaking”

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    May Says:

    So the commentator will be able to declare that “Wills too served…” as he lays his wreath at the Cenotaph.

    If the future of the Royals is in the Armed Forces, it would be ludicrous if they didn’t take their chances with the rest. Otherwise, if the status of royalty is to be so precious, choose a different career option…

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