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State Pays You £100 To Split From Your Spouse

table-tennis.jpgDID you know that you’d be better off living apart from your spouse?

As the Mail’s front-page headline announces: “Benefit rules mean three in four ordinary families would be better off living apart.”

How much? “£100 FROM THE STATE IF YOU SPLIT UP.”

Old Mr Anorak says that all things considered, Mai Ling should pack her bags and only attend to her matrimonial duties at meal times and when Anorak Towers needs righting after one of his AGMS with the Thai women’s Ping-Pong Consortium he heads…

  1. 1 Mic Says:

    That looks suspiciously like an Australian cricket shirt in the photo.

    Is this photographic evidence of the terrible toll that drugs have taken on Shane Warne?

  2. 2 JuneJohnson Says:

    Mic, agreed, its terribly aging , and shrivelled his nuts right up to where he keeps ovaries…

    What rate is the £100 paid, weekly. monthly or yearly? We must be told

  3. 3 Stu Says:

    June - The £100 is at a “weekly” rate

  4. 4 sammyj Says:

    this is true! When with my other half we scraped by on our meagre wages and top ups. when we split up, they offered my much more money than we had both ever earned! where is the incentive to work? I would be worse off working full time than if I didn’t work at all.

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