Amy Winehouse Snorts Vodka At Rolf Harris

THE good news for Amy Winehouse is that if there are any blank passages in her memory, she can consult Amy Amy Amy: The Amy Winehouse Story.

The new biography is, as the Star shows in “AMY SEES READ OVER ‘HER BOOK’”, available at all good petrol stations.

Late night reveller shambling home can stock up on Rizlas, tobacco and learn what Winehouse would do next all in a handy one-stop shop.

Of course, Winehouse’s life moves on at no little pace and fans flicking through her text book may be unable to find the passage on her snorting vodka.

Helpfully, the Mirror begins work on the sequel, telling readers that Winehouse has taken to snorting vodka “up her hooter”.

Anyone wishing to ape the singer should know that the vodka should be inhaled neat, and not mixed with a slice of lemon, fizzy water oor a chunk of ice. All impure blends create problems in the nasal cavity and should be best avoided.

You should, however, set light to the vodka shot, as Winehouse is said to have. The shorting can be facilitated by a straw.

While readers go off and try that, Anorak wonders if this is Winehouse’s attempt to be the new Rolf Harris?

Harris is able to play the didgeridoo, the Aboriginal instrument that requires almost simultaneous inhaling and exhaling.

Every generation needs its heroes, and here is Winehouse replacing the long wooden tube with a short plastic straw.

If she can exhale a version of Rehab or Two Little Boys as the vodka percolates up her nostril, Winehouse may yet make it…

Anorak

Posted: 7th, March 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink