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Holly Willoughby Is Today’s Blonde
HOLLY Willoughby is on the cover of the Daily Express.
“GET ME A BLONDE!” screams the Express’s editor, as he does every morning.
The file on Princess Diana is missing. Madeleine McCann is best ignored. Heather Mills is a dirty blonde. The Diana Dors retrospective is not yet ready.
And in steps Holly Willoughby. Sighs of relief. Holly is wearing a dress. A red dress.
“Holly takes the plunge again… as lady in red,” says the headline.
Holly Willoughby smiles a blonde smile…
Posted: 10th, March 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 10th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
does anybody know where the dress is from? i want one !!
March 10th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Grace Kelly is the Blonde of the Month