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Perez Hilton Edits The Daily Mail: New Celine Dion Video

daily-mail-paul-dacre Perez Hilton Edits The Daily Mail: New Celine Dion VideoMORE evidence that the Daily Mail is edited by Perez Hilton in the unlikely shape of Celine Dion’s thighs.

Hair-raising: Celine Dion takes to the stage with furry legs

Says the bitchy Perez Hilton: Wow! Those are some HAIRY legs!”

Says the Daily Mail, paper of record (Click the image): “Her face had been carefully made up, nails polished and outfit primped just so, but Celine Dion forgot one important thing before performing in Toyko over the weekend.

It appeared the My Heart Will Go On singer had forgotten to wax her legs, with severe back lighting revealing their rather hairy state as she strutted around the stage.”

As Anorak’s source in the US notes: “Ageing men featured in the newspaper are fawned over, celebrated, and praised for looking so “natural”. Women, on the other hand, are scorned for having veiny hands, wrinkles, cellulite and jowls. Often, a zoomed-in photo of the guilty body part is featured and Photoshop-enhanced to make it look even worse.”

Celine Dion in her latest video:

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9 Responses to “Perez Hilton Edits The Daily Mail: New Celine Dion Video”

  1. JuneJohnson Says:

    Bit of a sex change too, and a real Estuary accent,not bad for a French Canadian

  2. Anorak Says:

    My legs will go on….

  3. JuneJohnson Says:

    Right , booked in for wax, Spring is nearly sprung!!!!

  4. patch Says:

    Too frightened to try waxing in case more than hair is removed. There again, I suppose it’s a quick way of having your varicose veins removed.

  5. Paul Says:

    Who the fuck is Perez Hilton and why, really why, do journalists quote her of all people! Lets go on without that bullshit.

  6. Katy Says:

    Why do so many people have to criticize Celine Dion?? Who cares if she has harry legs? Her beautiful voice and wonderful performance is what people want to hear about not how she forgot to wax her legs. She is a wonderful and caring person and a fabulous singer but people are always looking for something to criticize her about. What is the deal?? Jealous I would expect.

  7. Ally Says:

    WHO CARES ? the hair is not even that noticeable. Celine is the best singer in the world she is not famous for her legs but for her voice, lets concentrate on that. She has a little boy, a husband and a career, the last thing she worries about is probably the tiny bit of hair on her thighs. She also looks great in that dress because her legs are fabulous.

  8. Jake Says:

    Perez Hilton is nothing but a slut She’s just mad cause Celine Makes More Money in on day than the Tramp could in a year Perez’s Journal writings are gonna get her killed and i cant wait to see the Dumb Ass Bitch Poor then who would get laughed at about hairy legs…? Not Celine But Perez Dumbass Hilton! I’m Sorry about the language but Celine Is The Greatest Singer Ever Perez needs to stop being so jelouse just because everytime she sings she sounds like a Fucking CaveMan!
    relaw946

  9. Jake Says:

    Celine Wasn’t even in that video you Morons!

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