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“MILLS is DIY icon.”
So says the Star, which illustrates its scoop with a picture of Lady Heather Mills, described as “feisty”.
This DIY, or ‘die’ as it is pronounced, could mark a new career for Heather Mills, and surely a presenting job on Celebrity Shelving With Heather looms large.
And then there is the spin-off show Celebrity Divorce With Heather in which Mills helps estranged spouses do it for themselves.
The Star says that many of us are inspired by Heather and more than 70% of estranged spouses are now more willing to represent themselves in divorce court.
Of course, in helping the estranged, Heather removes the “Y” from the “DIY”, leaving just the DI, or Do It.
And Do It With Heather Mills is a show some of us may have already seen, allegedly…
Posted: 17th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 17th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Can someone confirm that Paul walked away having to give her next nothing?
£24 mil pounds is nothing considering he is worth £400 mil (by judge) or £800 mil by Heather’s estimation. Had Paul been a normal bloke - say earning £30k a year with a three bed house worth £200K, he would have had to give her the equity in the house, use of the house until Bea reaches her 19th birthday, and at least 15% of his income until Bea reaches 19. A far, far greater percentage than 18% of his net worth based on the judges estimate or 9% based on the general belief of his net worth.
Am I right here?
March 17th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
a do it yourself divorce cuts out the cost of expensive lawyers… heather mills is a money grabber to the hilt
March 17th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
After Linda died, I thought he would get together with long-time friend and animal activist Carla Lane.
But no.. he was flattered into submission by a younger model; silly man; especially as he could been even more sensible and come looking for me…. I’m a Beatle fan of xxxxxx years standing. I wouldn’t have taken the money and run, oh no!
March 17th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Regarding the whole ’story’…
Who cares? not me.
Is it any of my business? no.
Is it of any interest to anyone outside their circle of family and friends? no.
Do the tabloids have us by the nuts , and squeeze until we feign interest? yes.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Of course he wont choose someone closer to his own age! Give me one example where that’s ever happened. Not to mention sulky puss Stella in the not so background.
The media crucified Heather Mills she never stood (singular) a chance and he’s teflon coated regardless of whether they are good bad or indifferent.
Seems to like women with a cause. Perhaps a visually impaired environmentalist or anti nuclear campaigner with 2 vaginas and a wing on her chest next time.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am
2 penster
Good point, perhaps next time Paul marries he will choose someone closer to his age. Someone with whom he can reminisce about that past too. Why he married at all beats me. He and Linda, yes, St Linda, were so close and he grieved for so long. All of a sudden he was on his way to getting hitched. Everyone saw it coming, but Paul.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am
She’s handy with a lathe then.
Noone will ever measure up to Saint Linda in the eyes of the British people will they?
Wonder if he’d consider company closer to his own age.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Will Heather be leaving Britain to live overseas! Pity that little girl. Oh what a mess Paul has got himself into, and what a heartbreak for him.