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Win A Date With Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes

hayes-chanelle Win A Date With Big Brothers Chanelle HayesIn “CHANELLE” I need a man and it could be YOU”, Big Brother starlet Chanelle Hayes advertises herself on the Star’s front page.

To win Chanelle, readers are invited to answer not one, not two, but three questions.

Anorak put the questions to the typing pool and accounts team, and now features the top answers for each.

Can you do better? Answers go towards a GCSE in Big Brother Studies:

Q1. My perfume’s called Mwah!. If you were a perfume what would you be called and why?

A. Forgotten. One squirt of Forgotten and you struggle to remember whatshername from Big Brother. Also available in a men’s fragrance and room deodoriser.

Q2. I’m a high maintenance girl and I like to hit all the hottest party spots. But where would YOUR ideal date be and why?

A. This Saturday Armani Walton will be 4, and now Kerry Katona has pulled out needs a new celebrity to sign the “Pass The Parcel” song.

Q3. I’ve just got a beautiful new dog called Crumpet, who’s by new best friend. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you win me over.”

A. Dog called Butter. Sniffing.

Results to follow…

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One Response to “Win A Date With Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes”

  1. jed price Says:

    Q1. My perfume’s called Mwah!. If you were a perfume what would you be called and why? loineymwah because it smells nice and looks beutiful

    A. Forgotten. One squirt of Forgotten and you struggle to remember whatshername from Big Brother. Also available in a men’s fragrance and room deodoriser. lynxus because its different and also availible different smells

    Q2. I’m a high maintenance girl and I like to hit all the hottest party spots. But where would YOUR ideal date be and why? spain beaches and villas because it is hot and beutiful

    A. This Saturday Armani Walton will be 4, and now Kerry Katona has pulled out needs a new celebrity to sign the “Pass The Parcel” song. chanelle hayes

    Q3. I’ve just got a beautiful new dog called Crumpet, who’s by new best friend. If you were an animal, what would you be and how would you win me over.” i would be a monkey taking u somewhere nice and roamantic

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