Suzanne Shaw And Jordan Are In The Thick Of It

WE like our celebrities to be a bit thick.

Sure, they make millions doing very little, but Jade Goody is an idiot, so too Jordan, Kerry Katona et al. If we can believe they are all thicker than Wayne Rooney’s neck the audience at home can feel unthreatened and better love them.

So here’s Jordan calling BBC Radio 5 Live DJ Richard Bacon Kevin. D’oh! And here’s Suzanne Shaw telling Sun readers: “I’m going to be honest. I’ve never heard either of these names before.”

Shaw, the Dancing On Ice queen, is replying to a question as to whether she prefers Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

“You Shaw are dumb,” says the Sun. Says her “pal”: “Suzanne can be a bit dizzy about foreign affairs.”

Thankfully, geopolitical commentary does not form a part of pro-celebrity ice dancing. But one imagines that if it did, Suzanne would bone up and offer a full and frank opinion on the US presidential race, before tripping over her feet, smiling inanely and widening her eyes.

“Oops! Silly me!”…

Anorak

Posted: 20th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink