Big Brother 9 Is TV Bird Flu
“BIG BROTHER GOES NUDE,” announces the Star’s front-page headline.
“Housemates forced to appear totally NAKED!” It’s “BARE BRUV.”
The Star goes on to talk of a “love loft” in which housemates can “get jiggy”.
Fans of the show – one and all - will recall the chicken coop, the pen in which good layers were harvested and bred.
In one series the birds contracted a disease and had to be contained.
Big Brother 9 - it’s TV bird flu…
