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Danielle Lloyd Has A Taxi for Ashley Cole
DANIELLE Lloyd is offering Star readers a “free late–night trip home”?
And what’s more, a cab date with Dani features a free sausage and bacon breakfast bap served on a cardboard hot-plate with a sachet of sauce, as appropriate.
What more do you want after a night out of the raz?
So who’s up for it?
Ah, here comes one likely lad. What’s yer name, son?
“Cole… Ashley Cole…” Budge up, Dani…
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March 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Nothing could be more romantic, more pleasurable, more exquisite than a moonlight drive with Darling Dani, followed by a romantic candle-light dinner. Heaven on earth, to gaze into her dreamy eyes over a glass of sparkling wine.