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Danielle Lloyd Has A Taxi for Ashley Cole

danielle-lloyd-ashley-cole Danielle Lloyd Has A Taxi for Ashley ColeDANIELLE Lloyd is offering Star readers a “free late–night trip home”?

And what’s more, a cab date with Dani features a free sausage and bacon breakfast bap served on a cardboard hot-plate with a sachet of sauce, as appropriate.

What more do you want after a night out of the raz?

So who’s up for it?

Ah, here comes one likely lad. What’s yer name, son?

“Cole… Ashley Cole…” Budge up, Dani…

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One Response to “Danielle Lloyd Has A Taxi for Ashley Cole”

  1. Carlton West Says:

    Nothing could be more romantic, more pleasurable, more exquisite than a moonlight drive with Darling Dani, followed by a romantic candle-light dinner. Heaven on earth, to gaze into her dreamy eyes over a glass of sparkling wine.

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