The Sun Was Hotter Jade Goody Was A Star
JADE GOODY has been involved in a “nightclub brawl”, or a “nasty catfight”.
A spokesperson for Jade later insisted “she had NOT been asked to leave the club”. Sun readers learn that “Jade was a victim of an unprovoked attack by another girl. She tried to defend herself and was not asked to leave.”
The Sun has the scoop; its news following the front-page thoughts of Omar Bakri and musings on McCartney and Mills.
It all adds up to the Sun’s nostalgia special. Very soon the paper will be published by a rheumy-eyed robot pressing F9 on the keyboard and creating an organ from bits of editions past…
