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Lady Heather Mills’ Amputation Offer To Fiona Shackleton

heather mills killer Lady Heather Mills Amputation Offer To Fiona ShackletonMORE Lady Heather Mills insights in the Sun as the paper sees her Heathership make a “throat slashing gesture” in court at Paul McCartney’s “victorious divorce lawyer”, the wet-look Fiona Shackleton.

No comment from either party.

But some surprise that the gesture was not of a club pounding Ms Shackleton over the head in the manner of a fur harvester killing a seal pup.

As for the alleged knife gesture, we should note that Lady Mills is an expert in amputation and Ms Shackleton is in safe hands…

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Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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