Rod Stewart’s New Fashion Line
GOOD news for anyone who wants to look like an anorexic 1970s London-based Scottish football hooligan: Rod Stewart is launching his own fashion range.
Thanks to synthetic fibre, no animals need to be slaughtered to get you in Rod’s leopard-skin look.
The Star says that “girls are bound to fall for his £2.50 Rod Stewart panties”.
No picture of said underwear is given, and Anorak has taken the liberty of trying to guess what they will look like, and thereby stoke the engine of excitement…
