Kerry Katona’s Spin Doctor Prays
KERRY Katona has been rushed to hospital.
Iceland, purveyors of frozen squirrels, can rest easy. Kerry is not the victim of a rogue Boozie Brownie, but a possible victim of pre-eclampsia.
“SAD KELLY RUSHED TO HOSPITAL,” says the Mirror on its front page, a cruel and unnecessary slight of a woman in troubled times.
Says Max Clifford Doctor of Spin: “We’re praying for her but only time will tell… We just hope it’s not pre-eclampsia.”
No second opinion of offered…
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