Kerry Katona’s WAWR On Water
IT’S been a restless night for Kerry Katona’s fan.
Yesterday’s front-page news in the Mirror that Kerry might be suffering from pre-eclampsia – “which kills 10 mums and 1,000 babies every year” – was a shock.
But today the paper bring news that Kerry will not be the celebrity face of pre-eclampsia but more likely a spokesperson for Women Against Water Retention (WAWR). Tests show that Kerry has “severe water retention”.
Speaking from her hospital bed in
Kerry will now be on diet of neat gin to reduce her waters…
March 27th, 2008 at 11:47 am
At least the hospital won’t allow her (and her poor baby) to smoke whilst she’s there. Doing well? With the parents that baby has?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
The baby may take after its relatives? and be celeb-babe extraordinaire, oh bugger……
March 27th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
It makes a change from Cake retention I suppose
March 27th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
So that chubby face is nothing to do with ‘ mum’s been to Iceland ‘ ?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
so basically she’s just got old lady fat ankles? poor ickle thing….
March 27th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
She got the old ladies fat arse, fat head, fat gut……….
Probaby smells like an old lady, too.
March 27th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
…and a fat bank account too.
Amazing what you can achieve with f*** all talent.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Kerry Katona is quite possibly the greatest person to of ever graced this planet. It was unfortunate that this cruel world ignorantly tagged her as ‘the annoying one’ from Atomic Kitten. So she’s talent-less, so what? It hasnt stopped Kelly Osbourne forging a career. Advances in celebrity magazines mean even the most foul mouthed in-bred loser contestant from Big Brother remains at the forefront of cutting journalism, surely its everything most of us want? But by Lord shes’s done it. Who would of heard of Iceland if it wasnt for Kerry? my Christmas would of been shit if she hadnt spoken to me through the picture box. And her in-sight displayed in that Slack Women show? I didnt know women knew what comdoms were until then. And dont Judge her drug taking, because her children dont and lets be honest, most house holds shop at Iceland and therefore probably buy them 12 stone frozen packs of smack too. Be proud of her, I am
March 28th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
i wish kerry and her baby all the best she doesnt deserve all the criticism she gets all the time
April 7th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
She doesnt deserve all the criticism she gets? are you really that ignorant? You cant become a second rate media whore and not expect to get any flak. Un real, are you related to her?
May 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I think kerry is a lovely, strong person. Everythin that she’s taken on the chin in the last few years even from her own mother! She still holds her head up and carries on doing a FANTASTIC job of bringin up her kids. Congratulations to her and her family!