http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:07:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-277242 Stickler Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:40:42 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-277242 Dear Anorak, we need a separate sub-category for Wayne and Coleen's wedding. "Celebrities" is too diffuse. This story has legs. Dear Anorak, we need a separate sub-category for Wayne and Coleen’s wedding. “Celebrities” is too diffuse. This story has legs.

]]> http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-276511 David Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:57:25 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-276511 Reminds me of my second cousin Allens wedding. He's my great aunts son, that's a second cousin isn't it? He generously ignored the fact that several years earlier I had thrown him bodily out of our house for insulting my mother and invited me to his wedding. Actually he got off easy, if my dad had been there he would have been pounded up good. Anyway, the service went off ok. However, when I arrived at the reception there was a riot underway, I saw police cars, an ambulance, and even a fire engine. Members of the brides family, a well know bunch of loonies in the Peckham area, had arrived drunk and begun fighting everybody, plus smashing up the hall and causing a fire in the kitchen area. The members of my immediate family beat a hasty retreat, as did I. So, I'm with Coleen on this one. Have a civilized wedding in France and then a piss up for the more neanderthal side of the family later. :) Reminds me of my second cousin Allens wedding. He’s my great aunts son, that’s a second cousin isn’t it?
He generously ignored the fact that several years earlier I had thrown him bodily out of our house for insulting my mother and invited me to his wedding. Actually he got off easy, if my dad had been there he would have been pounded up good.
Anyway, the service went off ok. However, when I arrived at the reception there was a riot underway, I saw police cars, an ambulance, and even a fire engine. Members of the brides family, a well know bunch of loonies in the Peckham area, had arrived drunk and begun fighting everybody, plus smashing up the hall and causing a fire in the kitchen area.
The members of my immediate family beat a hasty retreat, as did I.
So, I’m with Coleen on this one. Have a civilized wedding in France and then a piss up for the more neanderthal side of the family later.

]]> http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-276432 MrsT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:02:22 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/tabloids/182746.html#comment-276432 Brand Rooney ..... Shrek 4 ? Brand Rooney ….. Shrek 4 ?

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