Madonna Looks To Adopt An Indian Orphan
TIME for Indian children to dirty up and look sad as Madonna goes hunting for a new child.
The Sun says Madonna is to adopt a child from India.
With no orphans available in Africa, and the BBC search for an Oliver Twist yet to bear fruit, Madonna is forced to look elsewhere.
Pop’s fair lady is in India. Altogether now: “All we want is a room somewhere…”
April 7th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Now that would be a good idea! Kids competing in a ‘Maria/Joseph/Oliver’ type programme in order to ‘win’ adoption by Madonna/Angelina etc. They turn the adoption process into a farce so they might as well go the full mile and make them audition.
By the way, off topic, congratulations to Paul and partner on the birth of their little girl.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Is this adoption, an act of humanitariasm worthy of our respect, and perhaps an example of kindness we could all learn a little something from? Or is it the beginning of a new, strange hobby, where rich people detached from the real world seek to validate their narcissism and fill the void of real human contact and love by, effectively, buying it? Not that I’m cynical, but…. How long long before Madge and Jolie et al. start meeting up for swap meets to try and obtain the ‘whole set’. “Got , got, need, got, swapsies!” Who needs Merlin premier league stickers when there’s so many needy ethnic children in the world.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Shannon Matthews is available