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Jennifer Lopez Thanks Her Little People And Tom Cruise

jennifer-lopez-ass.gifJENNIFER LOPEZ, aka Jenny who owns the block, has lost loadsa weight since giving birth two twins.

Running up and down the stairs all day, feeding two children, washing their clothes and keeping them in nannies sure does scorch those calories.

Says the Mail: “New mum J-Lo loses 40 pounds in four weeks with aid of gruelling workouts.”

Mums may well nod.

According to Closer magazine, J-L’s regime extends to waking at 4am. That’s when the little people awake, like her “crack team of nutritionists and personal trainers”…

Reports Metro newspaper: “Jennifer Lopez has asked her dear friend and senior scientologist Tom Cruise to be godfather to her twins.”

Be afraid.

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4 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez Thanks Her Little People And Tom Cruise”

  1. patch Says:

    Gruelling workouts? Shame these self absorbed pillocks avoid any sort of mental exercise.

  2. Unknown Says:

    J-Lo is a fat and Ugly Cow

  3. luza Says:

    JENNIFER LOPEZ, aka Jenny who owns the block, has lost loadsa weight since giving birth two twins.

    Running up and down the stairs all day, feeding two children, washing their clothes and keeping them in nannies sure does scorch those calories.

    Says the Mail: “New mum J-Lo loses 40 pounds in four weeks with aid of gruelling workouts.”

    Mums may well nod.

    According to Closer magazine, J-L’s regime extends to waking at 4am. That’s when the little people awake, like her “crack team of nutritionists and personal trainers”…

    Reports Metro newspaper: “Jennifer Lopez has asked her dear friend and senior scientologist Tom Cruise to be godfather to her twins.”

    Be afraid.

    Pic

  4. Nancy U. Says:

    Boycott her films and concerts. Also her tax evading husband. They’ll leave Scientology alone, or there career’s will head to the dogs, QUICKLY.

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