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Kerry Katona Is Weeks Ahead In The MTV Schedules

kerry-katona-mash.pngKERRY Katona, the sure-to-be face of Mash Cones, has gone in Labour five-weeks early.

As her waters broke like an exploding optic, brave Kerry was rushed to hospital, reports the Sun. There are “fears” that Kerry may be “on the brink of collapse”.

And because of this happening, Kerry’s puss-on-the-wall MTV series, Crazy in Love, is forced to finish five weeks short of its 16-week run.

Fans of the show, however, can make up for their disappointment by standing in a room and shouting into a carrier bag…

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One Response to “Kerry Katona Is Weeks Ahead In The MTV Schedules”

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    patch Says:

    Poor, poor baby.

    Now Kerry’s previous surname was McFadden. Mc? Could there be a connection? We should be told!

    Perhaps her husband’s aunty Nellie was friends with a man who knew a shopkeeper in Vancouver…………………………………………….

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