The Daily Express Theme Holiday
HAS the Express been buying shares in Centre Parks, Butlins or any other British holiday camp?
A selection of the paper’s headline makes it read like a UK holiday brochure:
Front page: “Shock £700 increase on [overseas] family holidays”
Page 3: “Bangers and mash in a cone”
Page 6: “Sterling’s collapse sends your holiday bills soaring”
Page13: “Why our seaside towns are priceless”
But avoid the beach because:Page 17: “UK beaches are filthiest ever”
So Centre Parks it is. Unless the Daily Express is opening its own range of British Reports, 1950s-styled towns in which the Black And White Mintrels are always playing and the war has just been won..?
April 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Bangers and mash in a cone is meant to attract … who?
April 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
for the Pratchett fans amongst you, it’s ‘cut-me-own-throat’ Dibbler all over again.
Sausage-inna-bun, or mash-inna-cone?
April 10th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
And your point is?
April 10th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Sounds good to me.
Do they supply the drugs to enhance the whole experience or do you have to bring your own, along with sheets?