WELCOME to Club Vanilla, the Devon village of Horswell’s premier swingers’ club and disco.
The Sun says that “randy couples” pay £45 for “a night of debauchery” where anything - apart from chewing gum - goes.
While the DJ takes requests, Sheila Moorcroft, who lives in the village, tells the paper: “This village is not a fitting place for it. It’s just so sleazy. I live at the next turning and don’t want these people turning round in my drive or knocking at the door asking if this is the right place.”
Why not? Villages can be lonely places, and other than the pub, depression and an extra-martial affair, there can be little to occupy the residents.
Surely Ms Moorcroft can get some enjoyment from swingers arriving at her door?
Anorak once shared a phone number similar to that of a pizza delivery company.
What fun it was to while away quiet moments taking orders for thick and chewy concoctions, offering diners our free Dairylea Garlic Bread, Coca-Cola stuffed nachos and the 52inch Plasma Surprise, bearing the image of your favourite Spice Girl made from – get this – spices.
Of course what with this being a village, there is every chance the venue will be used for other purposes, like bingo night, Morris dancing (pictured) and residents’ meetings.
Knowing which night is which will present a thrilling challenge…
Posted: 11th, April 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 20th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Swinging is becoming very popular these days but their will always be those that object to it. But they don’t have to go themselves, so I don’t know what the fuss is about. As for people knocking on her door asking if this is the right place, rubbish!
April 19th, 2008 at 7:41 am
oh please come on - its sex between adults so just leave them alone - I built a swingers website after I was so sick of people like Sheila - tell her to go along to the club she may for once in her life enjoy herself
April 12th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Too dear!! Advice for the people who don’t want them in the driveway, put up a sign, NOT HERE
April 11th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Gives “pull the other one it’s got bells on it” a whole new lease of life.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
That’s ………..DISGUSTING……………………………………………………………………..how can they justify that price!
Bet the Clotted cream …………always “goes down” well
April 11th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Oooooh Arrrrrrrr