Madonna Throws Guy A Biscuit
PSST! Wanna hear about the bedroom goings on between a 49-year-old American woman and her middle-aged husband?
Says Madonna in the Star: “My husband went on the cookie diet and it was such a turn–off.”
Eating cookies, or biscuits as the British call them (“Gis a go on that best Brisket” - Guy Ritchie) can be a passion killer, to wit the crumbs.
But on hearing Madonna’s insight, Anorak think of one Eddo Brandes, the chubby Zimbabwean cricketer who responded to the on-field taunting of Australia’s Glenn McGrath, who asked “Why are you so fat?” by replying: “Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
However it turns out that Richie’s “playing hookie” cookie is not a treat but a meal substitute…
April 14th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Isn’t Madonna one to talk about someone’s diet as being a turn-off? She could be setting the tone for a family of sweet-tooth anorexic/bulimics… It’s the non-verbal things that are more impressionable to young minds, who want and need mothering, nurturing, and a compassionate, intimate example of loving parents.