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James Blunt Is Set Upon My Music Lovers

james_blunt_face James Blunt Is Set Upon My Music LoversNEWS in the Sun that James Blunt has broken a finger.

The paper sees Blunt “launching himself from the stage into a sea of rampaging fans” at a concert in Ashville, North Carolina.

Anorak sees it all. Blunt prepares to stage dive. The mob forms. Hands are raised invitingly. Ready to surf on a wave of love, Blunt jumps.

And at once the crowd parts. Ex-Army man Blunt is left to freefall to the ground, sans parachute.

Says he: “I don’t know what made me do it. I jumped off stage at the end and was chased by women, and men, in the crowd.

“I started running, and the next thing I knew I had broken my finger. I don’t even know how I did it. I can’t play the piano but I can still play the guitar with my remaining fingers!”

Better luck next time, music fans…

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3 Responses to “James Blunt Is Set Upon My Music Lovers”

  1. yampster Says:

    “I can’t play the piano but I can still play the guitar with my remaining fingers!”

    Dammit, dammit, dammit!!!!

    Memo to self: Bigger hammer next time ;)

  2. chenier Says:

    Yampster, you clearly need to embrace the technological era.

    Battery driven chain saw next time…

    :)

  3. dairy Says:

    perhaps they could make the stage several storeys higher next time….

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