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A Speeding Ticket For Every Driver And A Free Caravan

daily-express.jpgTHE Daily Express campaign to encourage immigrants to come and live in the UK continues with another offer to win a caravan.

And it that was not enough to turn you on to the wonders of Romany living, then there is the accompanying front-page headline: “MENACE OF NEW SPEED CAMERAS.”

There is “Now no escape for drivers all across Britain.”

Right now a speed camera is being installed in YOUR driveway. Accelerate too fast and Whammo! a fixed penalty notice is on its way to you. In time all cars will come with a handy ticket printer, but let us not run before we can crawl.

Banned from driving you will be forced to use your car as a recycling bin or a – yes, you’ve guessed it – a starter home.

Connect with your inner Rogarian – buy the Daily Express…

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One Response to “A Speeding Ticket For Every Driver And A Free Caravan”

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    meercat Says:

    The PJ take a lot of pride in their police cars don’t they?

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