Men United: David Beckham And Tom Cruise Buy Football Club
A PICTURE of Victoria Beckham, aka Her Poshness, outside a florist shop.
“Mrs Becks just too Posh to push,” says the Express on its front page. Too posh to push a – he-he – “Shopping trolley”.
Indeed, gentle readers, no small shock to learn that Posh buys her own flowers and is not met each morning by a carpet of orchid petals with Day-vid stood at the foot of her bed with a bud between his lips and another tucked nearly into his thong.
But sensation upon sensation as David is said to be buying a football club with the not-in-the-least-bit-creepy Tom Cruise.
Will this club be based in the UK or the US? The Express cannot say.
But who would not pay good money to see Team Beckham-Cruise, Cruise –Beckham or Tottenham Hotspurs (much to be decided on the all-important branding)?
Look out for team’s players screaming “Show me the money”, the world’s first denim and diamante kit and Posh singing the club’s anthem - Black is this season’s colour…
April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I think he should buy a club.
And then strike little Tom repeatedly about the head and ears with it.
I’d pay to see the video of that!
April 16th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I believe Becks should buy the other team he played for in England ie Preston North End. They are short on investment and would welcome an old boy back, no never know he might even get a game
April 16th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Tom just wants to get him in the communal showers (allegedly)….