Winehouse’s Blaaake Teaches Pete Doherty How To Do Hard Time
PETE Doherty is behind bars. Pete Doherty is in his cell. You can come out now, kids, the world is a safer place.
Blaaaaaake, Amy Winehouse’s husband, says, via the Star, that to survive in jail Doherty, and indeed, any celebrity, should act hard and pretend they used to be a boxer.
This, says Blaaaake, will guarantee you immunity from fisticuffs - until the date of the big fight, when the local gangland legend, impressed by your tales of pugilism, has wagered a considerable sum on your beating Gripper over five rounds in the shower block.
So here’s Pete limbering up on the Sun’s front page by sniffing his fingers. Or, as the paper says, allegedly taking heroin in his cell.
Danni, the Sun’s voice of topless models, professional blondes and justice is outraged. Says she: “It’s a disgrace.”
But Doherty need not be afraid.
The Sun says he’s struck up a friendship with a “burly ex-streetfighter” called Ray, or Blaaaaake, as it says on the flyers…
April 16th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
If she scratched his face that way, she should be in jail.
That’s domestic violence - hell, that is just plain violence.
If Blake had scratched Amy that way you’d be all over his arse.
hee hee
April 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am
I don’t think Bubba will be taken in by Pete’s heroic boxing tales. Poor Peter will just have to get used to searching for the soap in the shower.