Rebecca Loos Dishes Dirt On Beckham And Pigs
“BECKS ‘LOVER TO TELL ALL.”
The Star reports that Rebecca Loos is to lift the lid on her “sexploits” in a new TV show.
In what TV watchers are calling Country File meets Channel X celebrity pig tosser Rebecca Loos will tell us all about her love life.
Along with the livestock insights, Loos may find time to mention David Beckham, with whom she alleges an affair.
Says a spokesman for the channel Five show: “It’s as contemporary a sex show as you can get exploring everything from modern sexual etiquette [the Bext] to virtual sex [the Bext], sex toys [the mobile phone] and cyber sex.”
Adding: “It’s highly likely Becks will be mentioned.” So too Piglet, Babe, Little Pig Robinson and an incestuous orgy with The Three Little Pigs…
April 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
she has to, doesn’t she? after all, that’s the only reason anyone is interested in her - or am I being a little unkind…?
April 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Pig Tosser?
What’s the origin of that one?
(I’ve lived abroad for a long time)
April 18th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
REBECCA YOUR A SLUT! STOP MAKING UP CRAP. EVERYONE’S SICK OF YOU. Get lost and never come back, you frickin whore, tramp, slut, trash bag, ugly piece of shit, crusty looking, fake shit, ignorant bitch, you catch my drift? JUST GET LOST YOU SLUT. F*** OFF
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April 18th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
See the picture. She was asked to ‘assist’ in getting a sperm sample from a pig in a ‘Celebrity Ooooooh Aaaaaaar down on the Farm’. She did very well and allegedly she and the pig both live happily together, running a hand cream franchise.
(Hand cream joke courtesy of Mr Anorak, don’t blame me)
April 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
John wants to flush Loos
April 18th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I think he should get off the fence and tell us what he really feels about her
April 19th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Her tits probably, and anything else he can snatch.
April 19th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
That’s disgusting John. You’ve left an ‘re off you’re.