The Pete Doherty Museum Opens
WELCOME to the Peter Doherty museum.
The Mirror says the nine-bedroom maisonette Doherty calls home boasts human blood and scribble on the walls, the stench of nine cats (a bedroom for each?) and no curtains.
The Mirror says this is all too terrible. It’s a “bloody Shambles”.
Now the paper says Doherty has been kicked out of his home, which is not as bad as it sounds since he is currently staying at Her Majesty’s pleasure.
And it’s not too bad for the home’s owner, who can now open the doors - or kick them off the hinges - at the Doherty Museum.
Wipe your feet on the human excrement on the way in…
April 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Why does this person get so much publicity???
why,why why?
This pratt is suposed to be a role model for our younger generation,??????
What is, it if you havnt got a new song then make a total pillock of yourself?,and get the headlines!…dear oh dear…
April 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
He is not supposed to be a role model. Wherever did you get that idea?
Is it ‘Be like me and you get to play in a band, do all the drugs you want and then go home and shag Kate Moss’. Where’s the fun in that
April 21st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Roll model? Were the Stones a roll model to our generation? Come on!
Keep our rock stars dirty and dangerous!
April 21st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I agree, Patch, but Doherty is just dirty and disgusting…
April 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
There’s an old schizophrenic man/woman(?) living five doors down from me. Does anyone know the number of Pete Doherty’s lawyer, because i see franchise opportunity here. In fact, why stop there? Think big, a chain of these museums up and down the country…. All you have to do is befriend the local schizo, and face it if a bottle ‘Lightning White’ doesn’t do it, then a crate of cat food will (after all the price of these comsumables is rising and rising and rising), and job’s a good ‘un!
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 am
I agree bob, a museum dedicated to bag persons, full of shopping trolleys and cardboard boxes