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Nereida Gallardo Takes Ronaldo’s Hospital Corners

nerieda-gallardo Nereida Gallardo Takes Ronaldos Hospital CornersPICTURES of Nereida Gallardo, Wag to footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, make us wonder what comes first: the girlfriend or the implants?

The Star has a “picture exclusive” of Gallardo on the beach.

The Sun’s front page features Gallardo and the statement: “RONALDO’S GIRLFRIEND IS GREAT UP FRONT TOO.”

“She’s a part-time nurse who drives a Ford Ka and lives with her parents. So what does Ronaldo see in her?” asks the paper. That she is topless, head thrown back in the surf and posing for the camera suggests Ronaldo is not in for the hospital corners and easy parking.

And then there are the breasts. Which ever way Gallardo lays the breasts point to better times ahead. She has the feel good factor.

Manchester United fans would not have seen anything so hard, shiny and covered in skin since Bobby Charlton was in his pomp.

Indeed, when a stand of Gallardo’s hair falls over her right breast, Anorak is transported back to the heady days of 1966 and all that.

We won the cup. Both of them…

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7 Responses to “Nereida Gallardo Takes Ronaldo’s Hospital Corners”

  1. senada Says:

    ronaldo who is this BICH ha!

  2. Chantal Says:

    For someone who looks like ronaldo he should a girl with a better looking boob job!!!!

  3. jonny Says:

    you all need to get a life, those of you fortunate enough to have seen in in real life will find shes actually very good looking and her boob job very well done!!

  4. laura Says:

    O my God ! She is Nereida Gallardo………… I am so preocupated for Cristiano Ronaldo…….

  5. we hate losers Says:

    shes well fit your all a bunch of rug munching bastards i hope you have fun

  6. Amanda Says:

    Come on dude, she’s not for you…

  7. Marco Says:

    R u lot kidding!! come on would you say no to a sexy babe like her?
    probably not,,stop moaning!

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