The Sultanas Of Carla Bruni: Coleen McLoughlin Axed As Face Of Asda
NEWS now that Carla Bruni is set to replace Coleen McLoughlin as the face of Asda supermarkets.
Readers versed in the Asda advertising oeuvre realise that Asda has less a face than an arse (no offence, Coleen), which is patted on the pocket to show how an hour a day running up the aisles looking for anything you’d want to eat keeps mums on a budget in shape.
The new arse of Asada is aid to be Carla Bruni, currently appearing as French president Nicola Sarkozy’s wife.
Being so much taller than her husband, these new ads could feature Bruni looking over the frozen curry croissants while Nicolas reaches up and with the aid of a baguette manages to tap her playfully on the backside.
Of course, this may lack the believability factor.
While we can imagine Coleen shopping is Asda in a professional capacity, can we see Bruni boarding the cross-channel ferry on a mission to stock up her car with cutting-edge discount supermarket fashion?
Surely, she’d send someone to do it for her…
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 am
it’s a supermarket - not haute couture - or haven’t they realised that…?
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I saw Carla Bruni (and her diminutive spouse of the charisma bypass) at a recent reception at the residence of the French ambassador in London.
Three thousand people in a heated tent, Sarkozy turned up 50 minutes late, disgracefully ignored a group of Second World War veterans (including my father who is 87 next week), spoke about himself for 30 minutes while managing to mention his spouse three times (the spouse who was so pleased to have been able to get married before the trip so that she could meet the Queen “on equal terms” as she put it) and he only stopped speaking when a lady in the audience fainted from the excessive heat.
And the champagne was crap!
I think I’ll stop there…
Mods and Admin
No you have been stopped earlier, while the viewpoint and the post had value
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
..not quite sure what that has to do with Asda and slapping a few backsides… please enlighten me!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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dairy Says:
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Mods and Admin quite correctly felt that I should have been more reserved in my post.
In essence I was saying that the lady in question cannot be the new arse of ASDA as she is not suitably equipped.