Woman Fined For Feeding Sausage Roll To Child
SARAH Davies is feeding her daughter Chloe a sausage roll in Hull.
Were this tableau occurring in more affluent parts of London, or Anthea Turner’s Surrey home, and were Ms Davies older than 20, we would think nothing of it.
The sausage would be organic and the pastry made with lo-fat butter and a fine artisan’s flour hewn from wheat farmed by fair-minded Bolivians.
But this is Hull. Ms Davies is young. Her daughter is aged 4. Feelings run high, and when a piece of snout-in-a-tube hits the pavement, Davies is upbraided.
She is handed a fixed penalty notice to the amount of £75.
The Star says that Sarah is prepared to go to court. She can’t pay the fine and denies being a “common criminal”.
The Star says the sausage, what it calls a “pastry” and others would call “everything that is wrong with modern Britain”, is soon eaten by seagulls.
A damning end to the story, for sure. First the children and now our Great British wildlife is fed on so much hoof and jet-blasted innards.
A fine for this alleged wrongdoer? Tsk! Only because hanging is too good for ‘em…
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April 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
yeah - feed ‘em flaky sausage rolls…
April 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Got to love civil servants - god bless ‘em.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:24 am
At least she didn’t cause a grey bin to be slightly open or she may have found herself in gaol.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:04 am
My Harry wants to go and live with her, he lurves sausage rolls and doesn’t get any here
April 25th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Feeding junk food to wildlife? Impose the harshest penalty possible - a few years in jail will teach her to feed her kid properly and not mess the place up. Call the welfare, her kid is in dire danger … the mother cannot find the right cavity to shove the food into.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:52 am
ooh that’s harsh - would it be easier just to “banger” up…? (apologies)
April 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Flogging is far too good.
Turkey Twizzle the bitch and alert the Social Services Emergency Protection Snatch Squad.