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Princess Beatrice Toes The Family Line

beatrice.jpgWITH no toes visible, readers are left to guess what is going on beneath the waves as Princess Beatrice and boyfriend Dave Clarke take the waters in St Bart’s.

The Express recalls those heady days when Bea’s mum, Sarah Ferguson, was pictured having moisture sucked from her toes by financial advisor John Byran in the south of France.

Now Bea, dressed in her “Bea-kini” (sun) is striding purposefully in “Mummy’s twosteps (Mail).

While the Mail and Express get an atlas, Bea is “wiggling those little piggies” on the sand.

It’s all good exercise, of course. And part of Bea’s gap year, in which to date she has sampled Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Spain, America, Egypt, Abu Dhabi and Switzerland.

What she is taking a gap year from might not be immediately obvious, but we can explain that Bea is not in those locales in an official capacity as she will be when she becomes a professional royal…

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