The First Ronaldo is Three Times No Lady
AT the time of writing there are three famous footballers called Ronaldo.
There’s the one with the pony tail, oiled Ian Botham-style finger perm and the buck teeth.
There’s the one who takes an holistic approach to tackling, clutching his entire body when touched by an opposition player.
And there’s Ronaldo, the original Ronaldo, the chubby one with the chipmunk grin who froze in the Paris World Cup final.
News on the Star’s front page is that this Ronaldo has been caught in the company of three transvestites. No, not the AC Milan backline, but Andrea (Andre), Carla and a nameless other we’ll call Nesta.
In “Footie star Ronaldo’s tranny hooker’s shock” the Sun talks of the hookers’ “wrong tackle” and how having “booked” them Ronaldo noticed his error and gave them “the red card”.
It’s all bit off. But a local police chief in Rio, where the incident occurred, tells us: “He just wanted to have fun and meet some other people outside his usual environment. He is quite shocked. He told me he is suffering some psychological problems as a result of his injury.”
None of the three Ronaldos are believed to be women…
April 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Oh I dont know, my daughter was tougher when she was a toddler than the the Man U Ronaldo is now.
“Dont tackle me… I’m too pretty” “An opponant got withing a foot of me… I must dive now.”
You can tell he’s never played Rugby.
Come back Norman Hunter and bite his legs!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
David - How could you???
He’s gorgeous, fantastically talented and intelligent… and that’s just for starters.
and he was bought down loads of times last night while off the ball.. and still came up smiling… sigh…
April 30th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
People whining that Ronaldo dives should stfu, he used to dive like a little girl, ‘used to’ open your eyes, he takes the challenges and doesnt act like hes been mowed down by an AK anymore, clearly the best player in the world right now, and watch a full match, he doesnt dive anymore.
Try watching some games before you comment out of your ass.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Well it’s nice to see the boy has fans, he is a very good player (and a fair actor)
I still miss Norman though.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Cristiano R. is fantastic .The boys are just jelous for him. So what can you say. He has all. hahaha