Crocodile Hwyl: There Be Monsters In Wales
THERE be crocodiles in Wales.
“Startled” Steven Jenkins tells the Sun how convinced he is that he spotted a crocodile in a lake by a branch of Morrison’s in Swansea.
Police were called. They dived down – “several times” - but they found nothing. Although the Sun’s picture clearly identifies a shopping trolley and a canister of gas.
Of course the crocodile could be hiding, an idea given added weight by Mr Jenkins’ admission that’s since giving throat to his discovery he is rubbed mercilessly and when people see him they whistle the tune Crocodile Shoes.
And deep in the reeds and the cans and the old boxes, a pair of boots lives in fear…
May 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am
Morrisons?
No chance.
Now if he’d said Tescos I might have believed it…
May 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
Ah got it! short on pink elephants in Swansea? But there be dragons here
May 1st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
You could`nt lie straight in bed Stephen Jenkins
May 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
He lied about his age,as he is really 48yrs old,so what else has he lied about. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
if you read the sun it just goes to show how inteligent you may be .ps i did not give my age they must have put 38 when they seen my photo i cnt help if i only look 38 i wonder how old you look.